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DC:  Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-

Marvel:  YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS

DC:  We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.

Marvel:  HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE

DC:  The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.

Marvel:  DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER

DC:  After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.

Marvel:  PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW

DC:  We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...

Marvel:  NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.

DC:  We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.

Marvel:  NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM

DC:  We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.

Marvel:  FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO

DC:  Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-

Marvel:  NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK

DC:  Wait-

Marvel:  NEW FEMALE THOR

DC:  I didn't-

Marvel:  NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA

Marvel:  TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE

Marvel:  PEACE

Avengers cast comment on Scarlett filming Age of Ultron with child

Chris Evans:  She's just been great. It really hasn't slowed us down at all. She'll be running around, diving and jumping and doing these things and you're like ‘She seems like she's got this.’

Joss Whedon:  We're not avoiding any of the danger because the stunt women do the danger — as has always been the case. She's very central to the movie and when we heard [about the pregnancy] we scheduled things around that.

Robert Downey Jr:  There's the element of just God's grace with Scarlett getting knocked up because that just civilized the whole thing right away. This is not going to be a massive grind. It's not possible. We have to accommodate the latest news from headquarters, which is: ‘Oh my God, Scarlett Johansson going to have a baby!’

Mark Ruffalo:  Yeah, they're very protective of her, and they try not to put her in any difficult situation. She's pregnant, and she's showing, everyone loves and cares for her.

kevinthepro:

I JUST UNDERSTOOD WHAT THE CHUM BUCKET IS ON SPONGEBOB. 
AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. I JUST REALIZED.
Chum is something that fisherman use as bait…it’s chopped up fish parts.
IT’S A CANNIBAL RESTAURANT. THAT’S WHY NOBODY GOES THERE.
I’M HAVING REVELATIONS OVER HERE.
I feel like I just discovered Davinci’s code or something, this really isn’t that important, but, the people need to know…

kevinthepro:

I JUST UNDERSTOOD WHAT THE CHUM BUCKET IS ON SPONGEBOB. 

AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. I JUST REALIZED.

Chum is something that fisherman use as bait…it’s chopped up fish parts.

IT’S A CANNIBAL RESTAURANT. THAT’S WHY NOBODY GOES THERE.

I’M HAVING REVELATIONS OVER HERE.

I feel like I just discovered Davinci’s code or something, this really isn’t that important, but, the people need to know…

(via mythically-challenged)

Source kevinthepro

Reblogged from Stay Golden.